If you've ever boarded a commercial bus in Nigeria, congratulations—you've probably heard a language that isn't taught in any school!
A conductor can shout ten words in three seconds, wave one hand, collect change with the other, and somehow everyone understands where the bus is going. If you're new to the city, you'll likely spend the first few minutes wondering, "Did anyone understand what he just said?"
Then comes the famous tapping on the side of the bus, the dramatic whistle, and the classic "Shift! Shift!! There's space!" even when everyone is already squeezed together like sardines.
Riding with Nigerian bus conductors isn't just transportation—it's live entertainment.
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